A Trick Bart Simpson Taught Me About Getting Up Early
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Remember the article about getting up early? I thought I'd follow it up with a small tip I learned from none other than the infamous Bart Simpson. (Lisa claimed that it was the ancient Indians who first used the technique, but I see no reason to doubt Bart's truthfulness.) Anyway, this is what you need to do:
If you really want to get up early in the morning, try drinking lots of water (more than usual) before going to bed. Whatever you do, don't go to the bathroom before bed, since that would spoil the whole thing! Just go to bed as usual and...
Voilà, there you have it! All you need to do is lie back and wait for your biological alarm clock to kick in. Just make sure you don't wet the bed when trying this!